Sic Semper Tyrannis and whatnot

So I realized what it is I've been missing all these years (well, besides common sense): a motto! Catchy mottos have a lot of influence, not to mention marketing power. Such classics as "live free or die," "Semper Fidelis," and "melts in your mouth, not in your hand" will doubtless be lauded for generations to come. After realizing that I could not possibly go another day without a motto, I made a list of good prospects. Reply to this post and vote for your favorite, or submit a new one! (Note: most of these probably won't make sense to anyone who doesn't know me, which is okay because no one except my friends ever reads my blog anyway.) Without further ado:

10. Falling off bikes with style
9. Whose idea was it to give her a driver's licence?
8. Lover of pugs and children
7. It's a good thing she'll have that philosophy degree to fall back on
6. Can anyone remember her original hair color?
5. Liz Ewing: the opposite of normal
4. Proud owner of perpetually infected facial piercings
3. Got Dew?
2. Don't get her started on feminism
and my current favorite:
1. Putting the "oo" back in bassoon since 1999

In other news, I got a ticket from CSUPD for a bad parking job. I didn't know they could ticket for that! Now I'm so much the wiser and seventeen dollars the poorer. In other other news, my new frog looks like a fat baby. In older news, both productions of the opera Cosi Fan Tutti went well, but Friday night was definitely the best. Also, the "f" key on my keyboard sticks -- it really hinders my self-expression. Also, the Rock retreat is this weekend. I might wear a helmet. Just to be safe.

Multum in Parvo,*

Liz

*official pug motto, translated "the most in the least."